January 2012
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Improv Nonsense: Better Conversations →
improvnonsense: Improv can make you funnier, will likely make you a better actor, and could maybe even get you work. But one thing it will definitely do is make you better at having conversations. You listen better, you speak to the heart of the matter more, you lie less, you speak more concisely. But also, you…
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Me when I go out: I should've stayed home.
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out.
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what i want in a relationship is somebody who hates everything as much as i do
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D'you reckon Prof. Brian Cox talks like that all...
Friend: Cup of tea, Brian?
Brian Cox: What's AMAZING is how just...FOUR ingredients can MASH and MIX...to create something...so BEAUTIFUL...so CALMING...something that AFFECTS our LIVES so greatly but we don't even REALISE how much we rely...on that...one first cup...in the morning...
Friend: ...right. Biscuit?
Brian Cox: Isn't it INCREDIBLE how something...invented HUNDREDS of years AGO...can be so PERFECTLY matched...to a HOT LIQUID...created COMPLETELY INDEPENDENTLY...surely, THAT is a mystery...of our MYSTERIOUS...and BEAUTIFUL...universe.
Friend: ...for fuck's sake.
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ERROR 221: This tumblr user is in a...
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theraggedydoctorr: CAN WE ALL JUST STOP FOR A MINUTE AND REMEMBER JOHN AND SHERLOCK WERE HOLDING HANDS
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REBLOG IF YOU JUST SUFFERED A NEAR EMOTIONAL...
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'I WAS SO ALONE, AND I OWE YOU SO MUCH'
randomsplashes: FUCKING SOBBING THIS IS WHY I FUCKING LOVE TELEVISION
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I just think it was insensitive for Lana Del Rey...
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JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
INTERVIEWER: Like what?
JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”
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